Skip to main content

Lie Clocks

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? …

Angel says: Its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men?

The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as ‘OFFICE FANS’

She then asked, what about the Married women?

The angel replied,

‘those are kept out… they are generating electricity…!!

😱😱😂😂😂

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Co1+ Logo Updated

Co1 Plus Logo Updated on March 25 2025

How to follow a Doctor's Prescription?

We must Know these Abbreviation  > Rx = Treatment. > Hx = History > Dx = Diagnosis > qd = Every day > qod = Every other day > qh = Every Hour > SOS = If needed > AC = Before Meals > PC = After meals > BID = Twice a Day > TID = Thrice a Day > QID = Four times a day > OD = Once a Day > BT = Bed Time > BBF = Before Breakfast > BD = Before Dinner > Tw = Twice a week > SQ = sub cutaneous > IM = Intramuscular  > ID = Intradermal > IV = Intravenous > QAM = (every morning) > QPM (every night) > Q4H = (every 4 hours) > HS = (at bedtime) > PRN = (as needed) > Mg = (milligrams) > Mcg/ug = (micrograms) > G or Gm = (grams) > 1TSF ( Teaspoon) = 5 ml > 1 Tablespoonful =15ml *Kindly Share this Useful Information With* *Everyone.*